Forty-eight-year-old Actress Sharon Stone, who’s starring soon in “Basic Instinct II: Like The First One But Three Inches Lower”, is encouraging teens to kick the oral sex up a notch, apparently even if they don’t want to:
“Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”
A hundred times safer? I guess Stone has never met guys who were dating women with chipped teeth or braces.
I’m betting that Sharon’s policy of “Just say blow” probably won’t go over big with parents. What’s funny is that Stone is described as an AIDS “activist”. With that advice, I’d say she’s more of an AIDS “advocate”.
BreakingNews: Sharon Stone is cornered in the produce section of the supermarket right now being “pressed for sex” by three teenage boys standing near the zucchini displayspraying their zippers with WD-40.
BonusStone tidbit: Sharonrecently said that Hillary Clinton is “too sexy” to run for president. “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic, but I think it is too soon for her to run. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that, it’s too threatening.”
Stone said a woman should be “past her sexuality” before running for office.
Yep, you wouldn’t want tens of thousands of guys with uncontrollable erections, which of course is the natural effect Hillary has on men,running into voting booths across the country. They might punch the wrong hole and accidentally vote for Buchanan.
See you on the ticket in ’08, Hillary, you vixen you.